Why do lab assistants prefer Lawyers to Rats ?

Because they're both in the rodent family but rats are cuter and they don't charge $500 an hour.Why do lab assistants prefer Lawyers to Rats ?
haha!Why do lab assistants prefer Lawyers to Rats ?
because they like to feel when they are being 'screwed'


(boom boom.....play on words folks!! don't go getting trigger happy now!.......I know it is a bit tongue in cheek rude but.......)
barter
Because there are some things a rat just won't do.
'Cause people have a tendency to become emotionally attached to rats . . . :-)
Larger but oh so similar...and given potential gain the lawyer will inject themselves without an iota of guilt.