Why are we human, instead of naked mole rats?

Because none of us are cool enough to be Rufus.Why are we human, instead of naked mole rats?
Our DNA won't allow us to form into mole rats. As much as that sounds appealing......Why are we human, instead of naked mole rats?
I think ur a naked mole rat who needs to get a life.
We are human, because we are chosen to be by God. I used to think a lot about this when I was younger. I would always think why am I not some other animal. You also chosen that way because we are the superior race among all animals!!!